2026 Cary's Blog

Counter-strike 2 (dubbed CS2 for short) is the direct sequel to Counter-strike: Global Offensive (CS:GO) and is a game I have mixed feelings about, despite having poured 2,000+ hours of my life into. That may sound like a lot, but pros will generally have 10,000+ hours, so I've only wasted 1/5 of the time compared to them. In this game, you play as one of two teams in a 5v5. As a terrorist (T), your objective is to plant the bomb on one of two sites in the map, and detonate it before the CT's can defuse it. As a counterterrorist (CT), your goal is to prevent the T's from planting, or defuse the bomb once it's down. The bomb detonates after 40 seconds, so many rounds keep you on the edge of your seat, anticipating whether the bomb will explode, or if CT's will be able to defuse it in time. One match consists of 24 rounds total: 12 on one side,  teams switch, and the first to 13 wins. In the case that both teams reach 12:12, an overtime of 6 rounds (3 each side) is he...

I usually tell people I'm from Los Angeles because that's a place in California everybody knows about, because if I say the area I'm actually from people tend to feel a little lost. Ventura (where I live) is one county directly west of LA, and further left of that is Santa Barbara. If you're ever vacationing to Cali, I recommend Santa Barbara, because there's better beaches and scenery, whereas LA is filled with homeless people and smells like piss. Camarillo (usually dubbed "Cam" for short) is the city I'm from within Ventura, with a population of about 70k people. Definitely not big city but also not the middle of nowhere, it's a small town where you'll know plenty of people but not meet them every day. Many of my friends agree that Cam is the "loading screen" between the cities surrounding it, since there's really nothing to do. Most residents are basically retirees and old people, so as a result, pretty much the only activitie...

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat...